Official Say Anything Fucking On A Trampoline T Shirt Sweater
$20.99
Size Guide
How to measure your shirt correctly?
Width: Lay the shirt flat on the ground (preferably a hard surface) and smooth the fabric out so that there are no wrinkles underneath or on top. Pull the fabric tight, but don’t stretch it. Place the measuring tape at the top of the seam where the sleeve attaches to the body of the shirt and measure across to the same point on the other side of the shirt. Don’t worry if you measure beyond the side seam on the shirt, just measure the shirt flat across.
Length: Lay the shirt flat on the ground with the back of the shirt facing up. Place the measuring tape at the seam where the collar band attaches to the yoke (the fabric that sits across the shoulders) and measure straight down the middle of the back of the shirt to the hem at its longest point.
Sleeve Length: Lay the shirt flat with the back facing up. Extend the right sleeve out to the side and smooth it out as much as possible. Start the tape measure at the middle of the yoke, just below the collar band and measure out to the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve. Place a finger on the measuring tape at the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve to keep it in place, and then pull the tape measure taut to the end edge of the cuff on the sleeve.
Unit of measure: inches
Note: The design shown in this listing may appear slightly blurred due to web optimization, but rest assured that the final print will be created with a much sharper, high-resolution design. All shirts are printed on one side by default. If you would like a custom two-sided print, please contact us for a special order.
- Description
- The product is manufactured based on the buyer’s idea, and we are fully exempt from any responsibility regarding the idea and design of the product.
Official Say Anything Fucking On A Trampoline T Shirt Sweater
The air hung thick and heavy with the scent of hot dogs and desperation. Another Saturday night in Coney Island, another chorus of shrieks and the rhythmic thump of the Cyclone. Leo, perched precariously on a wobbly milk crate, surveyed the scene. He wasn’t here for the rides, though. He was here for the stories.
He scanned the crowd, searching for the perfect subject, a flash of something interesting. Then he saw her. She was bouncing, not on a trampoline, but on a patch of uneven pavement near the Nathan’s stand. Her energy was a chaotic, infectious thing, and it drew Leo in. But it wasn’t just the bouncing. It was the t-shirt.
Against the garish neon of the boardwalk, she wore a faded black “Official Say Anything Fucking On A Trampoline T Shirt Sweater.” The graphic was cracked and peeling, the words a defiant, almost absurd statement. It was the kind of shirt someone wore when they’d given up on fitting in, or maybe never even tried. Leo knew, with a certainty that resonated deep in his writer’s soul, that this girl had a story to tell. He just had to find out how to get her to tell it.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
- We Ship Worldwide
- Ships from United States
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
